walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

one time i was hanging out with my twin and her friend and she found out he was from korea and she asked

"which one?"

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

ofbadmornings:

HAHAHA YES I KNEW IT! THE TOSS WAS REAL AND NOT CG! It explains why everyone looks so freakin excited when he catches it, lol. [link]

god this scene, and knowing the actors reaction is genuine because of it is so freaking precious.

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”


It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"
"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"
"Wait…NO—SHIT—"
"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

the SKELETON MAN


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kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

anywigwilldo:

Too soon Bats.

wreckitrach:

"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

we were driving through my dad’s town in utah and my twin stops and stares intently out the window at a familiar looking building

twin: “hey, wait, isn’t that—…….WHAT TEAM”

me: WILDCATS!!!

dad: 

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER +
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
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worthlessailurophile:

the-chosen-juan:

dutchster:

theheartmaid:

riker-wears-a-skant:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

Ì̞͍̘͎̮͔̹̄̄̾͛͛ͅ ̂ͥ̌ͫͯ͆͆҉̷͇̫̰̦̼̤͓̻̥͡g̱̖̙̫̉̏ͧ̂̍ͪ́i̡̘̠͌ͨ̅͒̇̚v̥̲̠̱̳͍͇͎̙ͮͦ̌ͩe̥͇̤̘͒ͣͤͨ͢ ͔̥͖͚̮̩͖̐̐̓̊̕͢y̢͍̳̠͚ͮ́͛ͭ́̅ͯo̡͚ͧͣ͆͊ͯ͊̾͑͢uͪ̃ͣ҉̸̺̻ ͫ͋ͦ̀ͬͪ̌͒͏̹͔͉͍a̶̡̭̯̳͍͚ͬͬͣͯͨͯ̐͢ ̆̋͗ͯ̿ͪ̈́̽҉̥̝̮͍͍̘͎̥̤h̊̏ͫͭ̆ͪ͡҉͏̤̠̖̲͙̥̞a̯̒͌͆̔̈́͡m̨͈̯̖̲͚͈̳̿ͅb̸͓̣̙̥̼̍ͩͫ̓̇͂́͝ͅu̶̸͎͉̮͈͛ͦ͑́ͅr̟̦̤͔̫͇̠͔̓̏ͧ̈̄͑̚g̡͍̲̜̯̥̣̩ͣ̾ͧ̓͛͐̽͠e̞ͭ̔̚͠r̯̜͊͗̀͜͟.̛̺̳̝̔͌ͭ͊̽̆ͧ͟
̣̫̪̣̠̺̾͑̊̊ͩ͆͘͞
̉͊͏͚̟Ạ̢̬̹͖̗̎̑̇̕͞s̭͉͍͕̙͙ͥ̂̒̐ͧͬ ̷̴̸̲͓̮͋̈́͐̀̈ỷ̱̫͚̮͇̖͙͇͆̉̊ͩ̄̂̀̚͟o̤̜̺̩̬̾ͪ̀̐̌͗̽ų̫̣͕̮͚͒̀̎͛͛͟͢ͅ ̜͈̥̲̖ͯḳ̡͚̻̭͓͌͐́̈͛̋͟ĭ̬͌̋ͥ̓̋͐͢l͇̬̮͖̤ͫͯ̔͐̅̓͢ļ̨͈͍̮̪̟̼͓͗̂͐͆ͪͫ̌͝ ̢̢̹̳̝̘̤̆̓̔̉m̖̬̜̮͇̼͍̝̽ͦ́͡e̪͇͆̅̓̐͐̾,̱̥̬͈̙̠̓́ͪͩ̚ͅ ̷̘̰̐̄̑̿̎ͤ̽̀͠I̴̺̭̝̯̟̹͚̜̼͆͑̈́̉͑̂̆ ̱̓̆̅̇ͨ̃ͯ̑̉̕͢d̝͍̮̋͗ͤ͋̔̐ͣ͌ͭö͈̜͚͇̲̠͇͓͠ ̴̼͕̲̱ͤ͋ͣ̏̀͢n̢̠̜̖̋́ͧ̽͢o͙̰͓̒̇̉͗̾̄͞ͅt̵̼̗͂̉̚͝ ̧̤̙͐̊ͬ̔ͩ͛̎̀̚m̧̙͕̬̗̥̘̀̎ͭ̎̾̾ͧa̭̣̜̦̥͙̱̣͊̂͌͐̇̆̈̔͟͝k͔̺̰̭͔̆ͨͪ̆ͦͣ̄e̸͇̻̎̉ͧ̑͛̓̿ͪ͟ ̲̪̹̱̜̝͈̂ͯ̓͌̊͘a̢̫̹̝̥͔͙͉͉ͪͤ̋̓̿̎ͨ̀́ ̦̻ͨͧͧ͋͐̅ͬ͝s͓̗̯̟̝̞̥̮͒̄̑o̴͈͙̲̥̔ͨ̄̿̊̌ͮͨ͠uͦ͆̋҉̙̪̼ṇ̨͈͚̙̣̰͉͇̳́̾̒̌ͧdͪ͂҉̸̞̟͕̦͜.͍̯̙̯̮̈̓̓̊̀͢
̢͇͖̲̲̯̙̭͑͌̅̃ͬ͌͝
͕̪̼̻͎̦̜̹͐͟Í̥͓̳ͫ͐͟ ̛̐̊̿ͫ̉͑͊͂͋҉̤̟̠͍̫͔g̪̼̙͎̖̙ͮ̀͝i̵̫̮̪͉̯̫͙̭̹ͦ̌̇̐ͦ͐̓͜v̡̭͎̠̹̳͖͙̮̆ͥ̒ͧ̍̃̕͞e̴̝͚̘̲̜͈̹̮̺̒̎ͬ͒ͣ͐ ͙̘̗̻̠͚̗̬ͨ̏ͨͪ̽̑̽͜͠yͤͯ̈͆͛̓ͥ҉̛̦o̶̯̬̥̬͒ͬͭ͆ͥ̄̕u̟̟̒͌̿̐̀ ̸̹̯̺̖̇͌͘ä̵̡͕̤́̐̑̀ͥ̈̓̚ ̢͑ͧ̃͏̪̲̪̼h̪̮̣̞̜̰́̏ͩ̅̈́̎ͪ̓͘ä̷̩̠́̓̈́m͎̟̀̌̋ͮ̏͡b̰̬̝̅̏u͚͎̰̮̻̇̿ͣ͐ͯ̍̄ͨͫr̴̨̪̜̘̳̞̖͊͟ġ̱͍ͮͨ̎̓ẻ̵̢̛͕͓̻̳̳̝ͩͪ̇̒ͦ̓̇̓r̦̮ͣ̆͌̕.̣̟̬̣̭̙̱̗̒̽̎

i should have fucking known i’m done with everything

all this time studying abstraction and stuff actually makes me able to understand the logic behind this……

WHAT JUST HAPPENED


  • mom: so how was your visit with your dad?
  • me: HIS DOGS ARE THE GREATEST *spends the next 30 minutes talking about my dad's dogs*
ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

glubblub:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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karkat hasn’t left my side since i got home and even when he’s just sleeping he keeps making a point to make sure at least his paw or tail is touching me omgosh i missed him so much

karkat hasn’t left my side since i got home and even when he’s just sleeping he keeps making a point to make sure at least his paw or tail is touching me omgosh i missed him so much