teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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i googled “disneycore” and i was not disappointed

malinfalch:

hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions

malinfalch:

hello potion seller. I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions

demukio:

pombity:

☆ ☆  Come play with us!  ☆ ☆

false advertisement

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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smoochums:

i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl

Just demon things

samhaineveningpost:

Just demon things: Misspelling your name on legal forms so no one can control you.

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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togami? is that you???

sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

Spooky Scary Skeletons


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hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

87daysbefore:

87daysbefore:

Sorry gotta take this

the only cat call I want to receive tbh

87daysbefore:

87daysbefore:

Sorry gotta take this

the only cat call I want to receive tbh